Monica - Monica's Triple D Goodness
Released: July 9, 2011
So after the complete pounding of Reagan, Shane, Ugly and I were getting known around the campus. I mean, you know how guys talk, so anyway, one night after a round of bong hits I recieved a telephone call from a great friend of mine who likes to call himself romeo - its a latin thing. So he tells me he's got to be with us for our next ride out and offered me a bit of cash that I could not turn down. With that money I bought my first camera to take pictures of all our memorable moments . We all got together the next day and it appeared that the gods were not going to smile down upon us, therefore rain and a fucking lot of it... pouring to put it best. We couldn't find any chicks and I was feeling bad because we talked all this shit and we looked like fucking punks. Then my main partner, Ugly, had a flash of brilliance "what about the bus stops?" And there she was, soaking wet and standing, waiting for a bus. Monica was the best kind of chick, the way I like em, fiesty and bitchy. So we pulled up and tried our best to start a half assed conversation. We pulled out some of our best lines, it's the comedy thing which the chicks usually love but it didn't seem to be too effective this time. So we left her there only to return moments later. I thought it would be funny and cute to come back and honk the horn, stuff like kids do, so she came over, we offered some money to ask questions and she finally got in, carefully of course. I have a way of making girls feel comfortable..the truth is that this movie is so intense and raw, I dont want to say anymore because when you mix Sanchez and a bitchy girl together the combination is truley a dirty mess...
